What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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I Have a Black Friend

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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redtube

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Lets go Yankees

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Jerry.

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NASCAR

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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