two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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what do you watch ? a tv

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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