An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Ham sandwich

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

soccor

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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