- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.