- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

for keeps?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

where wally? wallys a myth.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Error 37.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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