- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What'sucks and white Jackson

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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