- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

2 women were sitting quietly

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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