A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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crap!!

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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