whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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