- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Once upon a cross

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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