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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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im black

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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whats a dick a dick

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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