A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

U mad?

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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