why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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