- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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