- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

gay marriage.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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