Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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womens rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Snarf Nuggets

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Ham sandwich

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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