A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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So. The gays. ...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Penis.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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