- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.