- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

You smell like shit

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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