What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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An atheist walks into a church

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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