they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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