what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

I am a n1gger.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What's funnier than 24? 25

what do you watch ? a tv

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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