- Anti Joke

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Anti-joke.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Mitt Romney.

religion.