Black people. They are so kind.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Barack Obama

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Nicolas Cage

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

squirrels with massive bonerss

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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