- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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