Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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