Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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