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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Strawberries!

whats a willy? -brock

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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