Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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