- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

rebecca is a hard worker

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Guess what.. chicken butt

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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