- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

So a jew walks into a bar!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??