- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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