GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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An atheist walks into a church

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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