Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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i'm funny

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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ecks! why zee?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Chinese drivers.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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