- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Jews

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

An asian without a future.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

drake

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

i cant think of one.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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