What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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whats up fuch you bitch

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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