whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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