1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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whoa there

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Hi

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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