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whats your name? bumder:)

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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crap!!

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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