- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the jew die Really...

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