- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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