How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

So, same time tomorrow then?

gay marriage.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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