Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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