Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Breast cancer.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Zach Barlow

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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