whats a dick a dick

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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im black

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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