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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

whats long and green? weed

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Autism speaks but not really

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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