A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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