roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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No.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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