- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

I had my period 3 days ago.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What is funnier then 25 9/11

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