- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

gay marriage.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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