Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

whats your name? bumder:)

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