- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

A midget walks under a bar

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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