what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Women.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A guy trips a blind man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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