- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

She said no

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

whats a dick a dick

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

your mother hates you

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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