Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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