Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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