What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Tell you something funny.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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the WNBA

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Do you believe this will change?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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