- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

gay marriage.

So, same time tomorrow then?

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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