- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Women.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A guy trips a blind man.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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