- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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