- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Your time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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