- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Penal Dysfunction

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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