- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

A women's opinion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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